O.J.? Again?

Here we go again. I know he's taken a lot of shots to the dome, but come on. I don't want to see O.J. on the news again. I used to like that guy. I'm not old enough to have watched him actually play football, but I know the numbers, and I've seen ESPN Classic. Plus, I always really liked the Naked Gun movies. Then, he killed his wife, some other dude, and his career in one fell swoop. Not just his future prospects; he even killed the memory of what he had done before. And I don't give a fuck what the jury said, you know he did it.

After that, I thought he would just fade into obscurity. Hell, John freaking Madden doesn't even talk about him, and he'll talk about anything, even if it doesn't make sense. But now, hot on the heels of the release of his book by the Goldman (as in that dude he killed) family, which is fucked up all by itself, O.J. goes and gets himself arrested for...

a. armed robbery...
b. breaking and entering, the old b&e...
c. and fucking kidnapping. Plus a whole list of other shit.

I mean, really, O.J.? Has it gotten that bad? It's not even like he got anything that valuable. He stole freaking O.J. memorabilia. He could have waited a couple of weeks and gotten that shit on ebay for a quarter. And the worst part is, the main thing he was after was the suit that he wore when he made a mockery of the legal system. His fucking acquittal suit. It's not like wearing it will make him look innocent. I guess he considered it lucky.

Wasn't so lucky, though, since he got caught trying to steal it back. Well, he says it was his, so he wasn't really stealing, which is why he needed guns and three other dudes. Like O.J. alone isn't scary enough.

Something tells me he's not gonna get away with this one. He's gonna do time, and there's not a damn thing he can do about it. It's not like he's worked in the last few years... I doubt he could get a job at McDonald's. No sympathetic football fans who can't believe a bad thing about their hero, no easily convinced jurors blinded by his fame, and no hotshot lawyers who could have gotten freakin' Hitler acquitted. Nope, this time it's O.J. vs. the man, and the man has just been dying to knock this particular bastard down and keep him there.

Ah, the irony. Getting away with murder just to get put away for stealing his own fucking shit. What a jackass. But the real irony will come later, when he gets shanked by his prison bitch. Take that, Juice.

Until next time,

Clay